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Spain

Spanish fly, which comes from all over Southern Europe, is made from crushed blister beetles. It can cause irritation in the genital area, which stupid boys apparently may confuse with arousal. Spanish fly overstimulates the adrenal glands and burns the heck out of the lining of the bladder and urethra, which can result in a painful erection and an inability to release the precious fluids. And in larger doses, death. Sounds fun.